RIVENDALE — Gandalf the White has arrived with haste at the house of Elrond suddenly referring to himself as Gandalf the Black. According to the iced-out wizard now wearing a black robe, word on the street is that the Elves are paying out $1 million in reparations and he was here to claim his bag.
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